So my mom has been in the hospital in unbelievable pain all week and I’m like. What if I got people to read her smutty books. And she gets out of the hospital to hit like thousands of reads on Kindle
The problems with this plan;
She writes mostly m/f (well, m/m/m/m/f occasionally and everyone I know is a homosexual of some type)
I don’t know how to market romance/smut
I don’t know how to say “will you read my mom’s porn” without it being weird
Basically if anyone has ideas I’d love to hear them
Horrible fact of the day: Chevron just released a new boat fuel that WILL give you cancer.
Not “might”, not “could”, WILL. It has a cancer ratio of 1:1, as in, in a group of 10 people, ALL 10 would contract CANCER.
The EPA’s safety limit is 1:1,000,000 as in 1 in a million people get cancer.
The EPA approved it anyways. I am not joking. The EPA approved a boat fuel that has a near 100% chance of giving someone cancer. It has such a good chance of giving someone cancer that if you DIDN’T get cancer YOU WOULD BE AN OUTLIER.
